April 26, 2013

  • Today

    Today, I didn't want to get out of bed.   My alarm kept playing and I kept snoozing.  I got up 7 minutes after the last alarm sounded.  

    I decided I didn't need to dress out for class today.   Surely I could just wear jeans.  I won't be dancing that much.

    I regretted it.  

    I went to go get McDonald's for Luci's and my lunch.  I answered a phone call as I drove up to the window.  I set my drink beside me, in front of my gear shift.  I continued my conversation.  Started driving.  Then I turned onto the road...  And "shit shit shit shit. Fuck. shit.  hang on.  I'm O.K. Sorry. I just dumped a whole Dr. Pepper in my lap."  "Do you need me to let you go?"  Uh... Yeah.   

    Oh my goodness it was cold!  Because I was sitting in ice until I could find a place to park.  Not only was my whole right ass cheek wet, but down to the back of my knee. and across my knee to the inside of my left leg like I peed down it.  

    I have 10 minutes before Luci gets out of school.  I go to the studio just to see if somehow maybe some phantom magical forgotten pants were in my office.  No.  So I then proceed to search the back of my car for the same phantom magical pants.  No.  

    So I go pick up Luci from school with wet pants.  She's in preschool, so there is no drive through pick up line.  You have to walk to their classroom.  laughing !!!  And we have a play date scheduled for after school!  

    An hour after that predicament started It was resolved with dry pants.   My last pair of clean jeans.  

    Fast forward a few hours.  I have another class at the studio.  I'm running a little late.  Luci has to come with me because I have no one to take her.  We pull up. The girls are waiting......   keys....    keys..  these keys?  no.  ugh.  There's no way I am finding these keys.  I really hope I didn't lock them upstairs because the outside door is locked.   I had them.... I had them? Sorry girls.  No class.  It would take me longer to find the keys than you were supposed to practice.  I'm going home.  And I'm eating this brownie as I do it.  

    I need another brownie.  

    I know this is Karma.  For me being a horrible person right now.   I see you!  I know!  

    Leah K. 

     

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