May 16, 2013

  • Day 2

    Crush

     

    Sexy Shirtless Neighbor,

    I'm so glad it's Summer.  I almost drove off the road the day you planted the tree in front of your house.  You were on your knees wearing only a pair of shorts with earth up to your elbows.   Your tan, tattooed back was covered in sweat glistening in the hot sun.  That is what a man should be.  Pouring his sweat and strength into the earth.  I feel like a man who shows that much dedication to a tree could show a lot of dedication to a woman.  I realize you already have a woman to dedicate yourself to.  I only hope she appreciates the work of art she has.  I'm not sure who push mows their yard anymore, but I'm glad you do.  I'm also glad you do it shirtless.  I don't know how long the mailbox across from your house will last.  I will try to keep my wheel straight, but I do not promise to avert my eyes.  

    Sincerely,

    Hot and Bothered Neighbor

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